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Hotel Transylvania 4 Predictions!!
Because I'm bored and sick of waiting for it.
- When Drac realizes his friends have turned into humans he's going to instantly recognize all of them except for Griffin. Like, I imagine that when he gets to Griffin he's going to be super confused and ask who he is, and Griffin is going to look Drac dead straight in the eye with a resting bitch face and not saying a single word as he removes his glasses and holds them up. Then Drac would realize it's him.
- Mavis is going to be semi-immune to the Monsterfication Ray. I mean, what else would explain that ear she gets in one of the trailers, and, in all the other scenes I've seen with her that appear in the trailers and which must come afterward, she's fine?
- Mavis is going to run up to her Uncle Griffin and hug him because she's so excited that she finally gets to see him for the first time in her 125+ years of existence. Even though Griffin gave an incredibly awkward first impression.
- Frank is going to take a group selfie with Murray, Wayne, and Griffin right after they all turn human, much against their will.
- Wayne is gonna act like a dog at least once when he turns human.
- Wayne's kids may not recognize him at first when he shows up as a human and get all aggressive when he tries to approach them. Except Winnie, of course.
- Frank is going to be so in love with his new human form that he's going to crave a mass social media following and he's going to create at least one account and document his every waking moment and it's going to annoy the living hell out of his friends
- Given how I saw Griffin carrying Jello!Blobby on a plate in the trailer that came out in July I assume that he's going to be the first of the Drac Pack to get extremely protective of him and take every measure to keep him from getting eaten or damaged. Extra points if he talks to him like he's still sentient. I also think that, after Blobby transforms, the Drac Pack is going to have no idea what he is (assuming they've never been exposed to Jello before) but they think he looks super tasty and want to take a bite out of him, and Griffin is going to rush to pick him up and be all like, "No, that's murder!" In some of the sticker gifs that got released, I saw Blobby sticking cups inside of himself and making "punch" for his friends, and they drink it and seem to like it, so it's probable that this could happen.
- Referring to the above, if David Spade makes an Emperor's New Groove reference as Griffin ("NOOOOO TOUCHY! No touch!") I would fcuking die.
- AT LEAST ONE "blah bluh blah" joke. I mean it's been the royal running gag of the series!!
- Griffin is going to run into Crystal, and she'll be visible, but for a completely different reason than the Monsterfication Ray
- A carpool karaoke scene. A CARPOOL KARAOKE SCENE. Where Drac and his friends are in a car, Griffin is driving, and the pack is singing along to a song that would be hilarious to see a bunch of middle-aged dads sing, like "Barbie Girl" and totally jamming out, and Drac is just sitting there like WTF. Fuck, this doesn’t even have to be in a car, I just want to see everyone acting like goofy daddies
- Drac asking Mavis to bite him in an effort to turn him back into a vampire, and Mavis being super hesitant, "No, you're my dad! Why would I bite you?"
- Drac is going to ride on Johnny and crash through the walls/ceiling of the hotel, and this is how Mavis finds out that her dad is a human and her husband is a monster/dragon, and when the “if we don’t fix you guys soon you’ll be like this forever” scene from the trailer happens
- Griffin turning into a hot dad for some reason. Because maybe Sony listened to the petitions after all, but are still slightly bitter about having to redo the whole Sonic movie.
- Griffin is going to tell his origin story (as David Spade said himself, we will learn a lot more about the invisible man in this movie!)
- Drac and Johnny are going to have a falling out because Johnny wants to remain a monster, and he's going to tell Drac how unwanted he feels regardless of whether he's a human or a monster before flying off.
- We already saw how pissed Eunice was at Frank when he turned into a human and the way she yells at him is going to be along the lines of "I leave you alone for TEN MINUTES and THIS is what you do?!?"
- I kind of spoiled myself by reading what bits I could of the junior novelization online and I found out that one scene is going to involve a bunch of evil Draculas. I can imagine one of them coming up to Mavis and saying, "Come here, honeybat! Give me a hug!" And Mavis will reply, "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" and proceed to lose her shit and unleash her fury and kickassery upon the entire army of evil Draculas.
- The reason Griffin says "Seriously?" in the second trailer is because the shirt he borrowed says something really stupid or contradictory to his personality and his friends are poking fun at him for it.
- I just want this movie to have SOOOOOO MAAAAANY HUUUUUUUGGGGGGGSSSSS. I want to see Drac and Johnny hug more than once and MEAN IT, and I want to see a group hug between everybody, god I just want to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE with feels!!!
What I DON'T want to happen:
- Fat jokes directed towards Griffin. I mean, come on, it's 2021, people. I really hope they nixed the idea of Griffin wearing that undersized shirt in the promotional material.
- Any more language errors in Brazil, like the "aeropuerto" one. Why can't these people do their research and realize that PEOPLE IN BRAZIL SPEAK PORTUGUESE?!?!?!
- potty humor/burp/fart jokes. They’re not fucking funny anymore.
Feel free to add more when you reblog, this is kind of all I have for now!
#hotel transylvania#im so sorry that most of these concern griffin he's my favorite#even though he looks like a butternut squash i still love him#hotel transylvania 4#hotel transylvania transformania#non disney#predictions#Dracula#Mavis Dracula
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Of course, of course! Let me use names, it might make it more understandable :) But feel free to switch their roles! "Modern AU: Clarke can't sleep at night; Bellamy often wakes up with nightmares. He ends up seeing all of her late night Snapchats and Instagram posts. Cue adorable late night talks, etc." Hope this helps!
I twisted it a little bit because Im incapable of writing angst… So it’s Bellamy having weird dreams and Clarke not sleeping at night! Social Media Au!
thank you @bellamybb for reading this over! tagging some people who showed interested in this @francyfifty @prongsno and also @selflessbellamy @marauders-groupie @boob-morley @hiddenpolkadots because i want your thoughts on this
Keeping me up at night
ClarkeGriffin: Should I stop drinking coffee or should I continue not sleeping atnight?
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Wells Jaha:you’re gonna die at 30
Raven Reyes:you could never stop drinking coffee. Rip friend. Nice knowing you.
Clarke wasn’t a big sleeper. Everhad been. Apparently, she didn’t need a lot of sleep to function.
However, she needed a lot ofcaffeine.
Her phone vibrated with a newFacebook notification: Bellamy Blakecommented on your post.
Bellamy Blake: I knew you were a fake. Idon’t sleep at night by my own means thank you very much.
She smiled and immediatelyanswered.
Clarke Griffin:yeah you’re right. Coffee got me awake since im a baby…
Bellamy Blake:clearly. Don’t do drugs kids.
She didn’t know Bellamy thatwell. She only met him once for one of Octavia’s birthday party but theysomehow ended up following each other on most social medias. She wasn’tcomplaining because he was fun and he seemed to not sleeping at nights, justlike her, and they always ended up talking through the night… She liked him.
Clarke laughed out loud when she saw the picture Bellamy sent her inreply of her story. She opened the messaging system and typed:
C: so what’s the problem tonight mister-weird-dream?
B: Have you ever dreamed you were in space?
C: of course. what do you think am i? an amateur?
B: fair enough.
B: but how was it for you? because it was weird for me
C: you sound like you tried some new weird sex thing
B: why are you messaging me again?
C: i like the weird sex stories (:
B: this conversation is over.
C: come on… distract me im bored
B: well go to sleep.
C: haha funny
B: I try.
C: anyway when i dreamed i was in space i was alone floating in thesky something aesthetic like that?
B: okay…
C: what? What did you dreamed about?
B: earth was destroyed, people lived in space in a weird ship? Andthere was a fucked up system where people were sent in prison for anything? idk
C: you’re really weird
B: thanks.
It was actually a little weirdthat they didn’t run into each other yet. They did live in the same city. Theydid have friends in common. It was only a matter of time… And apparently, timewas up.
Clarke had her eyes fixed onher phone, her bag falling of her shoulder, her hair falling in front of hereyes, the phone in one hand, a cup of coffee on the other one. She bumped intosomebody, spilled her drink. And of course, it was Bellamy.
“Oh I’m so sorry! I’ll get youcleaned up, I’m sorry I wasn’t looking!”
“Relax, princess, I wasn’tlooking either.”
Only then – only after hearingthe nickname – she leveled her gaze up and met his. Bellamy Blake was wayprettier in real life.
“Oh it’s you.” She just saidand she winced because what the fuck wasthat?
He laughed. “I’m sorry to be adisappointment.”
Her eyes widened. “Oh no! Ididn’t mean… I’m sorry-”
“Hey relax. I was just messingwith you.” He shrugged and ran a hand through his hair. Clarke simply blinkedtwice.
“You’re still wet.” She said,because clearly she was weird and he had a bad effect on her. He raised aneyebrow at her, a small smirk forming on his lips. “I mean… You still coveredin coffee…”
He licked his lips then andClarke blinked once more.
“Clearly” he said “but exceptif you have a shirt in your bag I don’t know how this situation would evolveany time soon.” The smirk was fully on his lips then. So she rolled her eyes.
“Okay Mister Smart-Pants. I’msorry I ruined your very basic and very brown shirt. I’ll buy you another oneone day if you want.”
“Wow someone is cranky.” Buthe was still smiling.
“I need coffee to function.But you got my cup all over yourself so…”
“How is it my fault now?”
“You did say you were not lookingeither, remember.”
“It was your coffee! Youshould have watch out!”
“Okay Mister-Weird-Dream youshould stop right now because-”
She didn’t have the chance tofinish her sentence because Octavia showed up right at this moment. Oh right.She was supposed to meet Octavia. Not her brother.
“Hey O.” Bellamy said, thesmirk still on his lips.
“Hi… Bellamy? Clarke…” Octaviahad a confused look on her face and Clarke couldn’t really blame her.
“So I was going to the malland Clarke spilled her coffee all over me… I’m gonna go now!”
He went in the directionOctavia came. Clarke could still see him smirk at her and wave as he lookedover his shoulder.
“Why were you flirting with mybrother, Clarke?” Clarke choked on nothing and scoffed.
“I was not!”
Later that day she received atext from Bellamy.
10:34pm [Bellamy] You owe me a shirt.
10:35pm [Clarke] Well you owe me a coffee jerk. She replied. Andit was only later that she got the date subtext… Oh well…
@bellblake: had the strangestdream. Was a salmon, got eaten by a bear. #wtf #terrifiedforlife
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@thegriffinprincess: @bellblake Iraise you with my became-a-real-life-dragon-and-destroyed-earth dream
@bellblake:@thegriffinprincess from what I’m hearing you became world’s ruler and I goteaten… which is worse?
@thegriffinprincess: @bellblake surelyit’s being world’s ruler too much responsibilities.
@bellblake:@thegriffinprincess you’re right as a salmon I lived a pretty nice life
@themurphylife:@thegriffinprincess @bellblake please go be eaten by a bear. BOTH OF YOU.
Bellamy couldn’t help butsending her a private message.
B: i see youhave been having weird dreams too. welcome to the club
C: I hardlysleep… and it was maybe when I was five?
B: you dreamedyou were a dragon destroying earth at five?
C: yeah
B: you’refucking terrifying.
Clarke smiled at her phone,fondly.
BellamyBlake: any ideas for things to do when you cant sleep (aka every night?)
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Clarke Griffin:Read, watch TV, have sex, learn a new language, draw, pull pranks on yourroommates, cook or eat, do your laundry, dance naked on your living room, takea bath, write a novel, watch videos of funny cats on youtube, rewatch yourfavorite tv show, go visit the city at night, take pictures, annoy all yourfacebook friends with pointless posts?
John Murphy:Are you volunteering to have sex with Bellamy, Griffin?
Octavia Blake:Clarke, you can’t… You just can not tell my brother to have sex like it’snothing and getting away with it…
Nathan Miller:Clarke you can’t… You just can not tell Bellamy to dance naked in the livingroom. Sometimes I get up at night and I don’t want to be terrified for life.
2:45pm [Clarke] So I’ve got you anew shirt.
3:02pm [Bellamy] Great. I bet Icould find a place to find you a new coffee.
3:03pm [Bellamy] meet me at CostaCoffee? At 5?
3:05pm [Clarke] in England???
3:05pm [Bellamy] why are youmaking this so difficult?
BecauseI’m nervous as hell…
Clarke breathed deeply beforeanswering.
3:07pm [Clarke] Yeah okay
It was definitely a date. Ifwe were defining it by how much Clarke was freaking out. She was pacing. Shealready thought of changing of outfits to look nicer. She checked her make-up,her hair. She was freaking pathetic.
She only had herself to blame.She sent him the text. But she had missed him… Since that Facebook post hedidn’t interact with her as much as he used to. And she missed him.
3:34pm [Clarke] I might like yourbrother a little more than I thought
3:35pm [Octavia] shocking
She smiled at her phone,seeing in her friend’s sarcasm a blessing of sort?
3:35pm [Clarke] i might have adate with him?
3:35pm [Octavia] what do you mean /might/have?
3:36pm [Clarke] well we didn’texactly use the word “date” but we’re meeting for coffee?
3:37pm [Octavia] just go clarkeyou’ll figure it then
And she did. She showed up afew minutes before 5 but he was already there. She resisted fixing her skirtand walked to him. He welcomed her with a big smile and her heart did a funnything.
“Hi, Clarke.” His voice wassoft. He looked perfectly calm and at ease. She sat in front of him and relaxedunder his gaze. “What are you taking? My treat.”
“Well, it was the deal” shegrinned. But her face immediately turned into a horrified one.
“Wha- What Clarke? What’shappening?”
“I… Err, I forgot your shirt?”
He didn’t say anything for afew seconds, didn’t move an inch. Clarke began to take a deep breathe butBellamy bursted out laughing.
“That’s seriously notimportant” he smiled a little shy but with the same soft face.
She bit her lips, suddenlyoverwhelmed.
“You’re paying then? I thinkgonna take a mocha and a donut and…”
@bellblake: why am i alwayshaving these weird dreams
@thebetterblake: @bellblake ualways had these dreams y r u questioning this now
@bellblake: @thebetterblakeim allowed to be concerned of my mental health
@natemiller: @bellblake@thebetterblake i can tell u if u want: u r freakin mad
@bellblake: @natemiller@thebetterblake i knew we were friends for a reason
@thegriffinprincess: @bellblake whatwas it now?
@bellblake: @thegriffinprincessi was elected president and trump ate me
@thegriffinprincess: @bellblake wowyou like getting eaten
@thebetterblake:@thegriffinprincess @bellblake clarke……………………..
@thegriffinprincess: @thebetterblake@bellblake I MEANT LIKE THAT OTHER DREAM HE HAD
@bellblake: me featuring inmy weird ass dream of last night
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Clarke barely heard her phoneringing under the shower. She made it in time just before it goes to thevoicemail. She answered it without looking at the number.
“Hi?”
“Clarke, hi?”
“Bellamy?”
“Yeah… I’m sorry… I shouldn’thave called… You probably have other things to do.”
“Bellamy it’s 2 in themorning… I have literally nothing to do right now. What’s up?”
“It’s nothing really… But youwere the only one I know who could be up this late…”
“No problem seriously.”
“I had this dream…”
“You always have weirddreams.”
“It was more like a nightmareactually…”
“Oh.”
She listened to him as he toldher about this nightmare. How he dreamed he was 10 again when his step dad beathis mother and how he would hide Octavia to protect her. And then he was backinto the present time and this man came back into their lives and manipulatedOctavia who ended up in the hospital because of him but blamed Bellamy foreverything…
Clarke listened as his voicebroke with a few sobs sometimes, showing how deeply he loved his sister and howimportant she was for him.
When he was done, shewhispered a few words, letting now that everything was okay, that he couldcount on her. Always.
They moved on on another topicand spent the night talking to each other, discovering the last parts theydidn’t know about each other.
1:54am [Clarke] are you taking ascreenshot of every one of my snaps?
1:56am [Bellamy] yes and?
1:57am [Clarke] nothing.
2:03am [Clarke] i do the same
3:02am[Clarke] I still have your shirt.
3:04am[Bellamy] my shirt?
3:04am[Clarke] you know the brown hideous one i got you to replace thebrown hideous one i’ve ruined with coffee
3:05am[Bellamy] oh that shirt.
3:05am[Clarke] yes. want it?
3:05am[Clarke] im at your door.
Bellamyopened the door and it was the most beautiful view Clarke could imagine.Bellamy wearing a large shirt and some sport pants as pyjamas. Looking at herlike she was stars.
“Could we date?” She blurted out. “Like really date?With kissing and maybe more. And spending afternoons at each other’s place. Andhold hands, I really would like to hold your hands like always.”
She seemed to realize that she said that completelyout of the blue and blushed. But it wasn’t really out of the blue, was it?
“You know what I mean… I got your shirt” she addedlifting a bag.
“I couldn’t care any less about the shirt, Clarke”Bellamy said, his voice deep.
“I’ve made of these efforts to find the exact same oneas this ugly shirt you wore that day and you’re telling me you don’t care?That’s rude, Bellam-”
“Clarke, shut up” he said as he put a hand on herwaist and bringing her against his chest. She laughed and put a hand on it. Sheraised her eyes then, to meet his and smiled, biting her lips slowly.
“Could we date?” She repeated as his lips weredescending to hers. She was smiling way to much to be a proper kiss but shedidn’t care and he didn’t seem to either. She fold her arms behind his neck toput him even closer and he almost lost his balance.
“Let’s date” he finally said between kisses.
Octavia Blake posteda new picture of you.
Herewe go. Bellamy and Clarke being the worst couple ever. Delete them from theInternet please.
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credit to @mrsiriusblack for the last manip!
#bellarke fanfiction#bellarke#fyeahbellarke#bellarkepositivitynetwork#bellarkehappyplace#iswearidonthavet-mbl-r#thank you again for thinking of me for this!!! <3#mine#mine:bellarke#mine:fanfiction
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